Wednesday, December 20, 2006 @3:57 PM
my family scored a new high today.
firstly, my family did not realise that i wasnt home last night.
secondly, when my mother left the house to buy breakfast for the family this morning, she asked my two brothers if i was home, they said yeah she is. somehow, my mother didnt really trust them (i dont blame her really), she apparently went to my room to check if i was at home. she somehow managed to "see" me sleeping on my bed. (i am quite sure i wasnt in my bed since 12 noon yesterday)
thirdly, with the image of me sleeping in my bed (when i am obviously not at home) she proceeds to the market to get breakfast for the entire family. only to come home at around 1030, to discover that nope, miche wasnt at home.
fourthly, she then calls me and this was how the phone conversation went:
mom: eh girl ah, did you come home last night?
miche: er, no. i wasnt home.
mom: then why did your brothers tell me you came home?
miche: er, i dont know. i really didnt go home last night.
mom: but i thought i saw you sleeping on your bed. that is why i bought you breakfast!
what am i going to do with it now?
miche: i dont know, mom are you sure it wasnt my teddy bear that you saw on the bed and not me. anyway, ask the two to eat the breakfast since they told you that i was home when i am obviously not home.
mom: by the way i am not cooking tonight.
miche: okay, by the way, i am not going home TONIGHT either. so dont buy breakfast for me on thursday.
dont you just love my family. i find it really hilarious. my mother used to ask me how come she doesnt know that i didnt go home. seriously i dont know. cause the last time i went missing for 4 nights, she asked me how come i was home at 1600hrs on a thursday, when i just came home after 96 hours of not being home.
when i went on a roadtrip to malaysia last year, my parents forgot when i was departing and forgot when i was returning home. my younger bro got a scare when i came back at three in the morning, cause my parents told him that i wasnt coming home. my family is hilarious. i swear i can run off to like goodness know where for a fortnight and they wont know. especially now that the passport is in my hands and not my mother's. hahaha